- me: i don't like him
- me: i don't like him
- me: i don't like him
- me: i don't like him
- him: hi
- me: sweet jesus why are you perfect
basically me at school everyday
- me: i hate all of you
- me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
- me: holy fuck walk faster
- me: get smarter idiot
- me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times i'll die